The one real problem I have is at the end of the trailer, they reveal the release date for Captain AMERICA. And that day is July (Drumroll) 22nd (fart). Really, guys? July 22nd? Now I'm a simple man and I don't know much. I know how to roll a cigarette with my toes. I know how to tell my wife what I want for dinner. And I know that Captain AMERICA comes out on THE FOURTH OF JULY!
I don't give a shit about the marketing tactics.
"Well you see here if we release the film on July Fourth we'll be competing with the Smurfs Vs. The Carebears III: Revenge of He-Man. I believe that releasing the film on the 22nd will increase the profit potential"
Whoah, whoah, whoah. I didn't catch any of that. All I heard you say was "I'm a fag and I like pink" Well guess what, FAG - I like RED WHITE AND BLUE. Do you know what that spells? It spells F-U-C-K-Y-O-U and you know what date FUCK YOU falls on the calendar? JULY 4th, Francis.
You put this movie out on the 22nd, you might as well have Santa come to town in August while you're at it. Why don't we just throw everything we know down the toilet? Except for my dude magazines. Keep your faggot fingers off my dude mags.
